So I had a fairly nice time at Ikea...
Didn't find anything with rude name (LBF wouldn't let me look), but did take this picture:
LBF stroking my soft beaver
Sadly though, the lovely bjarnum connectors that we went to get have been DISCONTINUED everywhere except in Sweden 
Can't even find any on eBay...
Now we have a load of shelves that we can't put up...
