The secret life of me...

THREE!
Three is the lie - you were ALL (except for you, Nickers - you are wise) wrong

I DID meet Lionel Bart and I DO indeed purchase Christmas inflatables for my sister (she likes them - is not just me being weird)...

Soy was right to be suspicious though - I did have the cutouts, but they were all Marilyn ones.
Now I come to think of it though, Judy Garland is (or, at least, was) pretty hot

Well done Nick - prize in the post

...seeing as how everyone's doing it!

Two are true, one is not - can you guess?

1. I once went in a lift with Lionel Bart (who wrote Oliver) - I was a bit star-struck.

2. Every year for aaaages, for her birthday (which is in June), I have bought my sister one of those huge Christmas inflatables. Seasonal

3. Until I moved into my flat (more than two years ago now!), I had two giant cardboard cut-outs of Judy Garland, with whom I am mildly obsessed. I had to get rid of them when we moved due to space constraints - am still bitter now...